Last night, I dreamed that Ned Vizzini came to my home to film a promo for his upcoming book Fat Vampire (which is actually written by Adam Rex, but in my dream was written by Ned Vizzini*). Apparently he was going around the country, visiting random people and using them in his promos. For some reason, though, he left before we were through or something and I chased after him to his van.
Lo and behold, he was traveling with John Green and I leaned in the window and explained that I was a blogger and I already had a tag on my blog called "my undying love for John Green" and I would make a tag for Vizzini. The tag would either be "Ned Vizzini is an ass" or "Ned Vizzini is a dreamboat", depending on whether or not he decided to stay and finish the promo. And then I woke up before he could choose.
So, Ned, if you're reading this, what'll it be?
*Ned Vizzini wrote the book It's Kind of a Funny Story, which I enjoyed when I read it in grad school. It's been turned into a movie and I saw the trailer the other day when my brother and I saw Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World. Check it out: